Stuff in general...

Well, sorry I haven't posted in a while! I've been pretty busy!

First of all, I must say that I was very sad when the Maroons lost to the Blues last week, but it has been a while since there was a decider, so I'm looking forward to that! I'm not happy that Jonathan Thurston isn't playing, though! :(

Nextly (yeah, I just made up that word), I'm really excited/nervous about tomorrow: I have an almost interview for a jewellery apprenticeship!!! *high pitched squeal* ... ahem.... yeah, so fingers crossed that that goes well!!!

I have had a previous post about funny titles and authors... well i made up a few more:

Eloping to Scotland, by Gretna Green

Growing Vegetables, by Q. Cumberpatch

Hope you guys have a good week, and i'll keep you posted as regards the almost interview!! :)

Really funny, Titles and Authors!

The French Chef, by Sue Flay

Unemployed, by Anita Job

Irish Flooring, by Lynn O'Leum

Neither a Borrower, by Nora Lender Bee

Is O. J. Guilty?, by Howard I. Know

Animal Illnesses, by Ann Thrax

House Construction, by Bill Jerome Home

Why Cars Stop, by M. T. Tank

Wind in the Willows, by Russell Ingleaves

Look Younger, by Fay Slift

And Shut Up! by Sid Downe

40 Yards to the Latrine, by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont

Sound as a Bell, by A. Clanger

Dull Pain, by A. King

How To Get Attention, by A. U. Overthere

One Hundred Years Old, by Abbie Birthday

Drafted!, by Abel Boddeed

I'm not a Mutant, by Abner Mallety

Ambulance Driving, by Adam Muhway

I Love Mathematics, by Adam Up

Cry Wolf, by Al Armist

It's a Shocker, by Alec Tricity

Is that it?, by Annie Moore

Not a Guitar!, by Amanda Lin

Artificial Weightlessness, by Andy Gravity

Light Brown Hair, by Audrey Mauve Jeannie

Why Do People Avoid Me?, by B. O. Problem

Handbook of Great Art, by B. U. Teeful

Handsome, Charming, and... , by Cary Smattic

Boy Scout's Handbook, by Casey Needzit

Interior Decorating, by Curt Enrod

Shhh!, by Danielle Soloud

I Lost My Balance, by Eileen Dover and Phil Down

Investigating Optometrists, by F. B. Eye

The German Bank Robbery, by Hans Zupp

Chinese Apathy, by Hu Cares

I hope you like these!
Ruby x